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What do you call a 3 legged cow? Lean Beef. What do you call a 2 legged cow? Extra Lean Beef. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.

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1. Yo mama so stupid, she bought a flat of sodas at Costco so she could become a coke dealer

2. Farm Living is the life for me...

How is a device that measures angles like a farmer? They are both protractor.

3. Today I went to the library to get a book about conspiracies. There were none there…

Coincidence?

4. what do you call a old person who loves video games?

a goomer 💪🏻👌

5. What's the difference between a prostitute and a middle aged husband?

Only one of them gets paid to sit on the john for an hour.

6. How much did buccaneers get paid?

$3.14/hr. It’s the pi rate.

7. Today I learned the correct term for gluten-free, sugarless, vegan brownies...

Compost.

8. My children and competed to see who could compose the best sketch.

It was a draw.

9. Why did the Lyme Disease research initially fail?

Initial samples turned out to be lemons

10. Why does Russian computers only run linux?

Because in Russia its always better to stay away from windows

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